When meeting a stranger....
1) You do not touch their butt.
2) You do not touch their thigh, or any part of their body to be exact.
3) You do not bite your nails in front of them.
4) You do not say their name while you're talking to someone else, in a different language.
Under all circumstances...
1) Do not lie about someone when they are right next to you.
2) Don't fake laugh.
3) Don't insult your guests, spouse, children, friends in front of people. That's just fucking rude, and makes you a complete asshole.
4) Do not talk about how beautiful you are. Because no one gives a crap, really.
So yeah, I decided to make another one of these because I'm bored.
My father woke me up at 12 to yell at me and tell me that we have reservations at a fancy restaurant and that we're going out with his friends.
I don't know, should I be angry at him? 'Cause I am. But anyway, his friends were the inspiration for this Journal.