Some time ago, I made a promise. A promise to myself, and the image that stood in the Nightmare's Mirror.
"I will not be like you...." I vowed, for in that mirror was a face, yet it did not reflect Me.
In that mirror stood a vile, wretched, heartless, soul-less, ABOMINATION so closed off from the world that it was blinded to anything and everything still decent within it....
What stood in the mirror, that day, was what I feared I would become one day....
I mean, I'm all for a good villain, but what stood there was just... Wrong....
Wrong, like the thing that sleeps under your bed, hides in your closet, and lurks in your head... It wa
When meeting a stranger....
1) You do not touch their butt.
2) You do not touch their thigh, or any part of their body to be exact.
3) You do not bite your nails in front of them.
4) You do not say their name while you're talking to someone else, in a different language.
Under all circumstances...
1) Do not lie about someone when they are right next to you.
2) Don't fake laugh.
3) Don't insult your guests, spouse, children, friends in front of people. That's just fucking rude, and makes you a complete asshole.
4) Do not talk about how beautiful you are. Because no one gives a crap, really.
So yeah, I decided to make another one of
1) You cannot call yourself a smartass when you are actually a dumbass.
2) You cannot call yourself "classy" when you claim to be a virgin, and have actually slept with thirteen random men.
3) To the girls that say there are no more gentlemen in this world, there are. But gentlemen are attracted to ladies, not sluts.
4) To the men that say women belong in the kitchen, that means you belong in the battle field.
5) You are only truly weird when more than five people have not wanted to be your friend because of how weird you are.
We would have said more, but we ran out of ideas.
Fish are.... Jamesssss it's your turn.... dying because they need soda that is tastey. They need pussy because pickels. And they demanded that they receive kitties in bags. Lulu is pink and wow that sounded so wrong to my perverted little ears. EM LIKES FLUFFY BUNNIES. OH YEAH? WELL JAMES (KITTY) HAS A CHAMBER FILLED WITH PROSTITUTES! YEAH? WELL. MARSHMELLOWS.
YOU WENT TOO FAR
I KNOW I'M SORRY.
TOO BAD 'CAUSE I JUST SENT A GROUP OF HORNY BANDITS TO RAPE YO MAMA.
GOOD! I DON'T LIKE MY MAMA.
AND YO DADDY.
OH NO YOU DIDN'T BEEOTCH.
James care to join in on the drama?
I think we scared Jamsey-kun.
We should have known that unlocking our